“A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.” -Doug Linder
“Simple things are simple. Complex things are possible.” -An engineer discussing Apple design mantra
"You‘ve got to start with the customer experience and work back toward the technology - not the other way around." -Steve Jobs
"Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape." -Anon
"The phrase 'it works' is a very unpleasant one in programming. It’s like saying, “See, I drove the wrong direction down a one-way street and nothing went wrong.” In such cases, it is not a question of if things will go wrong, but when." -Venkat Subramanian
"When it comes to quick and dirty, quick is for now, but dirty is forever." -Anon
“Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.” -Martin Fowler
“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” -Martin Golding
“The difference between theory and practice is a lot greater in practice than in theory.” -Brian Bechtel
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein
"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'" -Dave Barry
“Simple things are simple. Complex things are possible.” -An engineer discussing Apple design mantra
"You‘ve got to start with the customer experience and work back toward the technology - not the other way around." -Steve Jobs
"Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape." -Anon
"The phrase 'it works' is a very unpleasant one in programming. It’s like saying, “See, I drove the wrong direction down a one-way street and nothing went wrong.” In such cases, it is not a question of if things will go wrong, but when." -Venkat Subramanian
"When it comes to quick and dirty, quick is for now, but dirty is forever." -Anon
“Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.” -Martin Fowler
“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” -Martin Golding
“The difference between theory and practice is a lot greater in practice than in theory.” -Brian Bechtel
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein
"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'" -Dave Barry